Comments on: How do you start off a news? http://news-technology.co.uk/2009/01/how-do-you-start-off-a-news/ If its Tech, its here! Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:53:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: rose http://news-technology.co.uk/2009/01/how-do-you-start-off-a-news/comment-page-1/#comment-102 rose Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:50:28 +0000 http://news-technology.co.uk/2009/01/how-do-you-start-off-a-news/#comment-102 talk about an exagerated fact like... "do you know a specialized technology amde to replace humans?" then introduce yourselves and talk about a washing machine or a vacum cleaner or any technology that does man's chores. although it might be not that important at all, it will atract attention.... or you can also start with talking about a funny phrase like... "a specialized machine used to wipe a man's ***. that's right, you heard it correctly!.... 'a robot was designed blahblah...' " or "a ghost in the ladies comfort room? some people mistakenly freeked out that an existing ghost was flushing the toilet they were using when in fact they were using a sensorized toilet.... " blahblahblah... or you can just start by talking about science facts like "do you know that 3 years of continuous ******* is as powerful as a nuclear bomb..." but it talks more on science, not technology... try researching about funny science facts and broadcast it in a creative way. use your imagination... PS: pls. don't think that i'm crazy, or that i'm just playing or joking around with you because of my suggestions... i just think weirdly often times, but it works for me, and for the peolpe around me... talk about an exagerated fact like… “do you know a specialized technology amde to replace humans?” then introduce yourselves and talk about a washing machine or a vacum cleaner or any technology that does man’s chores. although it might be not that important at all, it will atract attention….

or you can also start with talking about a funny phrase like… “a specialized machine used to wipe a man’s ***. that’s right, you heard it correctly!…. ‘a robot was designed blahblah…’ ” or “a ghost in the ladies comfort room? some people mistakenly freeked out that an existing ghost was flushing the toilet they were using when in fact they were using a sensorized toilet…. ” blahblahblah…

or you can just start by talking about science facts like “do you know that 3 years of continuous ******* is as powerful as a nuclear bomb…” but it talks more on science, not technology… try researching about funny science facts and broadcast it in a creative way. use your imagination…

PS: pls. don’t think that i’m crazy, or that i’m just playing or joking around with you because of my suggestions… i just think weirdly often times, but it works for me, and for the peolpe around me…

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